where you at?

i would love to be one of those lettuce-only-eating, non-chalant types that sips her mineral water and looks with near disdain at everything around her. okay, but i'm not. not in the least. i like working it out, saying how i feel. i am all about the returned phone call. i care about stuff. almost everything, actually. i have strong opinions. i despise bland food. i am a fan of air conditioning.

my pulse is racing. God, your sense of humor astounds me sometimes....