shammish

dear 60-year-old man pretending to be someone he's not,

i've been on to you from the beginning. fyi, if you're going to be a liar, get your stories straight from the get-go, because some of us are able to recall simple details (i.e. things said from day to day).

is it wrong that i find all of this hilarious? i didn't think so.

'warmest' regards,
sarah