Tuesday, June 20, 2006

dear man from colorado who called me this morning at 7:30 a.m. while i was on the way to work,

if i were some other woman who was interested in you and your heavy breathing, perhaps this could have worked out for you. to answer your question, no, i am not in bed, nor would i be at that time of day. and furthermore, if that was some kind of prank, you should have thought about blocking your phone number before dialing mine. i'll be keeping my eye out for you.

seriously, dude, wrong number.


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